Heil Hasselbeck?

I’d seen it already, but not bothered to comment on it until, well, it bothered me enough.

From the list of Ten Things You Should Never Do, Drunk or Sober, here’s one that should rank pretty high on anyone’s list - Never take personal grooming tips from Adam Morrison. The offender? Seahawks QB Matt Hasselbeck, with Exhibit A below. If you've seen it already, you're free to turn away. If you haven't, you're free to turn away.

Maybe he got a pre-playoff pep talk from the former Gonzaga star, or his wife has some strange fantasies, but he came up a few decades short, and instead showed us what Hitler might have looked like if he was bald. [Note, in response to a comment I received on Digg: If you've ever seen Hitler's mustache, it certainly had a lot more definition than Hasselbeck's, and was thinner, but they're equal on the 'dear lord, what is that?' factor. More Morrison than anything, so it would be fairer to say Hasselbeck looks like a bald Morrison than a alopecia'd Adolf. I'd post a picture of Hitler to break down the differences, but I'll pass.]

Thankfully, Hasselbeck wised up and shaved it off before he looked any more ridiculous, in part because his two-year old son was trying to rip it off because he thought it was fake, and as a result, clawed Daddy to bits.

Now that’s one smart toddler. Maybe the Seahawks need to use him to call some of his dad's plays tomorrow.